![]() ![]() "I'm going to make Frank so fucking horny watching me violate Lane." Or this, when the main character tries to turn on the guy he is interested with by forcing a blind man into dancing with him (the main character dances professionally at a club so this is also happening at his workplace): "He demonstrates the size of said “boner” by grabbing a cucumber and holding it at groin level." Here's another instance of the cucumber jokes this book was filled with: ![]() If I wasn't fast enough, Lane would snap the cattle prod at me." ![]() "I practiced on the cucumber while Felix barked orders at me. It's as if the author went "But what if ableism, sexual assault, and kidnapping was funny?" and crapped out this book.įor example, this was about the virginal main character learning how to put condoms onto cucumbers: ![]()
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